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I tweeted on twitter.com
Chance of snow fall percentage seems to be inversely proportional to supplies of toilet paper and milk in homes.
February 5 2010, 10:50am | Comments
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I liked this video on vimeo.com
February 5 2010, 9:52am | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Twitter is also time-consuming in real life as demonstrated on my all day elevator rides watching people chat as they get on and off.
February 5 2010, 9:17am | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
My wife does an excellent impression of Chewbacca, even after she shaves.
February 4 2010, 9:50pm | Comments
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I saved an image on ffffound.com
February 4 2010, 8:53pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
This supermarket is conditioning me to associate canned wedding soup with the fear of being shot or stabbed.
February 4 2010, 11:19am | Comments
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I saved an image on ffffound.com
February 3 2010, 4:15pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
My wife is either questioning my sexuality or afraid I'll discover what love really is in these Micheal Bublé songs.
February 3 2010, 10:03am | Comments
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I saved an image on ffffound.com
February 2 2010, 10:33pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I just paid money to a white man for Thai food which confused the both of us.
February 2 2010, 10:47am | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Instead of husband and wife, she says we're more like "roommates" by which she means we are like inmates with shanks in a cell.
February 1 2010, 6:55pm | Comments
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I must have looked pretty special dragging my daughter's red helium balloon tangled to my backpack for two blocks and into the office.
February 1 2010, 9:46am | Comments
