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I tweeted on twitter.com
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to work in cubicles.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
This mixed CD with hundreds of 80's love ballads will teach her to scoff at my promise of being a better man.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
How unromantic of me to have lost the "1001 Ways to Be Romantic" book she had bought for me.
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I bookmarked on delicious.com
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I can't tell if my wife and I tricked our daughter into a game to finish her dinner or if they tricked me.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I resort to Twitter when this book on the history of postmodern culture starts using too many big words.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I dreamt a Rastafarian and I were discussing the pathetic state of America because of the sentiments of the popular song Billionaire.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
A day in the life of an Asian man driving through picturesque suburbia includes being mistaken for a Chinese delivery man.