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I tweeted on twitter.com
I have over two years worth of Dwell magazines and I have finally noticed, black people are always absent in them.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Since my daughter is homeschooled, she doesn't get out much, but introducing her to Lil Wayne will make up for it.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Going to an endless buffet with 15 different proteins reminds me of the time I applied for citizenship in the United States.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I feel like I'm watching a beautiful circle of life as personal insults trickle down the org chart.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
She turns to me, her eyes looked like they haven't seen my face in ages, and then I realized she only wanted to see my reaction to her fart.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
If only respect could be quantified, the Golden Rule would actually work.
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I bookmarked on delicious.com
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I told my daughter there is a planet named Uranus and she asked if there is one named "Urpenis".