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I tweeted on twitter.com
Are bald people more evolved than the rest of us?
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I have no reason to hate you and yet that is reason enough for me.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
People who wear suspenders always forget to take the rest of their clown costumes off.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I might not have any control of my life but I absolutely destroyed the weeds in our front yard.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Capturing an animal's asshole in every picture of your child at the petting zoo is inevitable.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
On Maslow's hierarchy of needs, Twitter appears right below Self-Esteem.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Reality tv should be called people-act-differently-in-front-of-a-camera-crew-tv.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I can tell I am still failing as a father from the parenting book with worksheets and upside down answers that my wife is making me read.