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I tweeted on twitter.com
My daughter has a blog of pictures so family/friends can see what she's up to every day and her father can see he's absent in every post.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
My co-worker is covering up his incompetence with laziness. Like covering the blood stains with a machete.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I'm still at the bargaining stage of dealing with mediocrity.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
My daughter looked a little too captivated with the kids in a documentary on Tourette syndrome. I hope she doesn't get any ideas.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Mother in-law will be flying for the first time for her visit. A lot of drugs will be involved and am looking forward to her sharing.
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I tweeted on twitter.com
I think the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come forgot to take me back to present day.
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I saw this video on youtube.com
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I tweeted on twitter.com
Business idea: Create a news outlet reporting only on suicides. Audience will be sad from all the stories. Sell drug advertisements.