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I must have been drugged and kidnapped and placed in a mall, wearing clogs and holding a Hello Kitty in a tutu. Or it's just fatherhood.
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Felt like I was going to be the dinner after entering a restaurant full of heavyset people wearing bibs and staring at me.
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I saved an image on ffffound.com
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I saved an image on ffffound.com
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We have a symbiotic relationship. She feeds on the crumbs that have fallen on my shirt and I look presentable.
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I was inspired by the beautiful long embraces at the airport. I tried it with the in-laws but their banjos got in the way.
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My daughter's newly cut bangs make her look like a lobotomy patient.